|Welcome to the wonderful world
How are ya people?
This page is full of useless quotes that'll give
you a good laugh. Most of these come from small,
short, shrivelled.... foreign maths teachers.
Ok, first you must understand that not one of
these quotes was meant to be dirty. Also, you'll
have to use your imagination for some of these
quotes. We didn't. We're just plain sick : )
Also, some names have been changed so nobody will
get mad at us... And just remember, these are
exact quotes. No editing involved...
here to begin the madness...